Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Lady with the Hat


Last afternoon when I was hurrying from one software factory to another in my company campus (Yes, we call our office premises as campus. It sounds phony but nice way to remind us our college campus :) ) I saw a lady colleague wearing a voguish lady hat. She was cycling hastily, with her one hand on her head, trying to stop her hat from flying away and other on the cycle handle, trying to balance it.

We don’t see such picturesque moment everyday of our life and specially at work place. But there was something strange (in a nice way), different and lithe in the way she was carrying herself. Her hat resembled the ladies hats of the early years of last century of United Kingdom when wearing hat was the symbol of ladyship.

Now a days if someone tries wearing trendy (man or female, any gender) people make their faces and call it phony. To illustrate, the new Gajini hair style, whenever someone with that hairstyle passes through near our friend group it gives my friends a subject to gag about. I personally think that people with this hairstyle are more daring than my bunch, but there’s something which always flashes in front my eyes whenever this semi bald – liner style head passes near me. It reminds me of the German Concentration camps when cruel Nazis used to cut the hairs of people (both men and ladies) in those concentration camps with very similar, semi bald hair style. It was their trade mark kind of thing.

My apologies if I sounded over rude on this hairstyle.

But coming back to the Lady with the hat, dressed with subtle taste and demeanor, she didn’t look tacky at all.

She passed through like a wind, spreading aura antiquity. We don’t see such people very often.

She was a supernatural apparition who existed only for a moment and disappeared into the crowd of software engineers and jungle of software factories. But inspiring enough for the coming fresh year and ending noisy, troublesome and odious 2008.


************************* Wish you all a Gleeful 2009!!! ****************************

Friday, December 26, 2008

Humor all around...

The New Yorker is one of those web sites where you can dive in anytime and afford to loose your way amid its articles without realizing how your weekend or any day got melted.

Below mentioned article from The New Yorker sums up it's best humour writings of 2008 in just one write up. Each of these articles (mentioned in this article as separate para and link) are fabulous and must read.

Enjoy!!!


2008: The Year in Shouts & Murmurs

Here are some highlights from this year’s humor writing in The New Yorker.
The plan isn’t foolproof. For it to work, certain things must happen:
The door to the vault must have accidentally been left open by the cleaning woman.
—“
The Plan,” by Jack Handey

Explaining how she felt when John McCain offered her the Vice-Presidential spot, my Vice-Presidential candidate, Governor Sarah Palin, said something very profound: “I answered him ‘Yes’ because I have the confidence in that readiness and knowing that you can’t blink, you have to be wired in a way of being so committed to the mission, the mission that we’re on, reform of this country and victory in the war, you can’t blink. So I didn’t blink then even when asked to run as his running mate.”
—“
My Gal,” by George Saunders

“Ladies and gentlemen, as I’ve campaigned across this great country of ours, one of my greatest pleasures has been meeting all the wonderful Americans whose voices are so rarely heard—and whose stories are so rarely told.
“I’m thinking of the young woman I met in Texahoma, Texas: a single mother who has three full-time jobs—but no health insurance. Or the young man I met in Oklatexa, Oklahoma, who has tons and tons of health insurance—but no job. I’ll never forget the look in that young man’s eye when he said to me, “Also, I’m single, and I’d like to meet a woman who already has children and who preferably lives in an adjoining state.”
—“
Stump Speech,” by Paul Simms

“Hey, can I ask you something? Why do human children dissect us?”“It’s part of their education. They cut open our bodies in school and write reports about their findings.”“Huh. Well, I guess it could be worse, right? I mean, at least we’re not dying in vain.”
—“
Animal Tales,” by Simon Rich

I just had a great idea for a TV show: People from all over the world begin to sense they have superpowers.
—“
Antiheroes,” by George Saunders

The bra and panties stand for women’s rights.
—“
The Symbols on My Flag (And What They Mean),” by Jack Handey

Dear Sir or Madam:Recently, your name was suggested to the Prize Committee of the Milo and Angeline Bupkas Foundation as a person of unusual or extraordinary merit in the arts who might benefit from a letter in the mail such as this one.
—“
A.S.A.P.,” by Ian Frazier

After the death of Washoe, a chimpanzee who had been taught to use sign language, the scientist Duane Rumbaugh told the Times that chimps “don’t get contracts to write books, they don’t get invited to give talks, they don’t vote and so on, but their intellectual functioning overlaps” with that of humans.
—“
I’ll Be a Monkey’s Agent,” by Paul Rudnick

A therapist’s office, Central Park West.Patient: I just heard a funny joke.Therapist: (doing the crossword ) “Rose is a rose is a rose” writer. Five letters.Patient: Stein?Therapist: Stein.Patient: What was the big deal with Gertrude Stein? She was, like, the original famous-for-being-famous person. The Paris Hilton of the twenties.Therapist: It’s going to be tough to finish this if you keep talking.
—“
Last Session,” by John Kenney

Increasingly, in recent centuries, We have been reminded of a fact that We have tended to overlook: eternity lasts a very long time.
—“
The Afterlife: Cutting Back,” by David Owen

Saturday, December 20, 2008

It's a Wonderful Life


They say that “we have got such a tiny life hence we can’t afford to reread a book or watch again the same movie”.

But I have my reservation about this say. There are books and movie which are worth reading and watching again and again. And if you really adore a book/movie then it will look new and refreshing every time you reread/watch it.
Below mentioned movie review of ‘It’s a wonderful life’ by WENDELL JAMIESON for NYT is worth reading. Enjoy !!!

MR. ELLMAN didn’t tell us why he wanted us to stay after school that December afternoon in 1981. When we got to the classroom — cinderblock walls, like all the others, with a dreary view of the parking lot — we smelled popcorn.

He had set up a 16-millimeter projector and a movie screen, and rearranged the chairs. Book bags, jackets and overcoats were tossed on seat backs, teenagers sat, suspicious, slumping, and Mr. Ellman started the projector whirring. “It’s a Wonderful Life” filled the screen.

I was not a mushy kid. My ears were fed a steady stream of the Clash and the Jam, and I was doing my best to conjure a dyed-haired, wry, angry-young-man teenage persona. But I was enthralled that afternoon in Brooklyn. In the years that followed, my affection for “It’s a Wonderful Life” has never waned, despite the film’s overexposure and sugar-sweet marketing, and the rolling eyes of friends and family.

Lots of people love this movie of course. But I’m convinced it’s for the wrong reasons. Because to me “It’s a Wonderful Life” is anything but a cheery holiday tale. Sitting in that dark public high school classroom, I shuddered as the projector whirred and George Bailey’s life unspooled.

Was this what adulthood promised?
“It’s a Wonderful Life” is a terrifying, asphyxiating story about growing up and relinquishing your dreams, of seeing your father driven to the grave before his time, of living among bitter, small-minded people. It is a story of being trapped, of compromising, of watching others move ahead and away, of becoming so filled with rage that you verbally abuse your children, their teacher and your oppressively perfect wife. It is also a nightmare account of an endless home renovation.

I haven’t seen it on a movie screen since that first time, but on Friday it begins its annual pre-Christmas run at the IFC Cinema in Greenwich Village. I plan to take my 9-year-old son and my father, who has never seen it the whole way through because he thinks it’s too corny.

How wrong he is.
I’m no movie critic, and I’ll leave to others any erudite evaluation of the film as cinematic art, but to examine it closely is to experience “It’s a Wonderful Life” on several different levels.

Many are pulling the movie out of the archives lately because of its prescience on the perils of trusting bankers. I’ve found, after repeated viewings, that the film turns upside down and inside out, and some glaring — and often funny — flaws become apparent. These flaws have somehow deepened my affection for it over the years.
Take the extended sequence in which George Bailey (
James Stewart), having repeatedly tried and failed to escape Bedford Falls, N.Y., sees what it would be like had he never been born. The bucolic small town is replaced by a smoky, nightclub-filled, boogie-woogie-driven haven for showgirls and gamblers, who spill raucously out into the crowded sidewalks on Christmas Eve. It’s been renamed Pottersville, after the villainous Mr. Potter, Lionel Barrymore’s scheming financier.

Here’s the thing about Pottersville that struck me when I was 15: It looks like much more fun than stultifying Bedford Falls — the women are hot, the music swings, and the fun times go on all night. If anything, Pottersville captures just the type of excitement George had long been seeking.

And what about that banking issue? When he returns to the “real” Bedford Falls, George is saved by his friends, who open their wallets to cover an $8,000 shortfall at his savings and loan brought about when the evil Mr. Potter snatched a deposit mislaid by George’s idiot uncle, Billy (Thomas Mitchell).
But isn’t George still liable for the missing funds, even if he has made restitution? I mean, if someone robs a bank, and then gives the money back, that person still robbed the bank, right?

I checked my theory with Frank J. Clark, the district attorney for Erie County upstate, where, as far as I can tell, the fictional Bedford Falls is set. He thought it over, and then agreed: George would still face prosecution and possible prison time.
“In terms of the theft, sure, you take the money and put it back, you still committed the larceny,” he said. “By giving the money back, you have mitigated in large measure what the sentence might be, but you are still technically guilty of the offense.”
He took this a bit further: “If you steal over $3,000, it’s a D felony; 2 ½ to 7 years is the maximum term for that. The least you can get is probation. You know Jimmy Stewart, though, he had that hangdog face. He’d be a tough guy to send to jail.”
He paused, and then added: “You really have a cynical sense of humor.”
He should have met me when I was 15.
The movie starts sappily enough, with three angels in outer space discussing George’s fate. Maybe that’s what turned my dad off, that or the saccharine title. I’m amazed they didn’t spoil it for me in 1981, but I may not have been paying attention yet.

Soon enough, though, the darkness sets in. George’s brother, Harry (Todd Karns), almost drowns in a childhood accident; Mr. Gower, a pharmacist, nearly poisons a sick child; and then George, a head taller than everyone else, becomes the pathetic older sibling creepily hanging around Harry’s high school graduation party. That night George humiliates his future wife, Mary (Donna Reed), by forcing her to hide behind a bush naked, and the evening ends with his father’s sudden death.

Disappointments pile up. George can’t go to college because of his obligation to run the Bailey Building and Loan, and instead sends Harry. But Harry returns a slick, self-obsessed jerk, cannily getting out of his responsibility to help with the family business, by marrying a woman whose dad gives him a job. George again treats Mary cruelly, this time by chewing her out and bringing her to tears before kissing her. It is hard to understand precisely what she sees in him.

George is further emasculated when his bad hearing keeps him out of World War II, and then it’s Christmas Eve 1945. These scenes — rather than the subsequent Bizarro-world alternate reality — have always been the film’s defining moments for me. All the decades of anger boil to the surface.

After Potter takes the deposit, George flies into a rage and finally lets Uncle Billy know what he thinks of him, calling him a “silly, stupid old fool.” Then he explodes at his family.

If you watch the film this year, keep a close eye on Stewart during this sequence. First he smashes a model bridge he has built. Then, like any parent who loses his temper with his children, he seems genuinely embarrassed. He’s ashamed. He apologizes. And then ... slowly ... he starts getting angry all over again.

To me Stewart’s rage, building throughout the film, is perfectly calibrated — and believable — here.

Now as for that famous alternate-reality sequence: This is supposedly what the town would turn out to be if not for George. I interpret it instead as showing the true characters of these individuals, their venal internal selves stripped bare. The flirty Violet (played by a supersexy Gloria Grahame, who would soon become a timeless film noir femme fatale) is a dime dancer and maybe a prostitute; Ernie the cabbie’s blank face speaks true misery as George enters his taxi; Bert the cop is a trigger-happy madman, violating every rule in the patrol guide when he opens fire on the fleeing, yet unarmed, George, forcing revelers to cower on the pavement.

Gary Kamiya, in a funny story on Salon.com in 2001, rightly pointed out how much fun Pottersville appears to be, and how awful and dull Bedford Falls is. He even noticed that the only entertainment in the real town, glimpsed on the marquee of the movie theater after George emerges from the alternate universe, is “The Bells of St. Mary’s."

Now that’s scary.
I’ll do Mr. Kamiya one better, though. Not only is Pottersville cooler and more fun than Bedford Falls, it also would have had a much, much stronger future. Think about it: In one scene George helps bring manufacturing to Bedford Falls. But since the era of “It’s a Wonderful Life” manufacturing in upstate New York has suffered terribly.
On the other hand, Pottersville, with its nightclubs and gambling halls, would almost certainly be in much better financial shape today. It might well be thriving.
I checked my theory with the oft-quoted Mitchell L. Moss, a professor of urban policy at New York University, and he agreed, pointing out that, of all the upstate counties, the only one that has seen growth in recent years has been Saratoga.

“The reason is that it is a resort, and it has built an economy around that,” he said. “Meanwhile the great industrial cities have declined terrifically. Look at Connecticut: where is the growth? It’s in casinos; they are constantly expanding.”
In New York, Mr. Moss added, Gov. David A. Paterson “is under enormous pressure to allow gambling upstate because of the economic problems.”
“We ease up on our lot of cultural behaviors in a depression,” he said.
What a grim thought: Had George Bailey never been born, the people in his town might very well be better off today.
Not too long ago I friended Mr. Ellman on Facebook. (To call him by his given name, Robert, is somehow still unnatural to me.)

I asked him about inviting us to stay after school to eat popcorn and watch “It’s a Wonderful Life.” He said it was always one of his favorite films, if a little corny and sentimental, and that he always saw staying late with us as part of his job. If anything, he said, there was just as much to learn after school as there was during it.
He reminded me that it was an actual film print we saw; this was before video took hold. And he also proved to be a close viewer. It was Mr. Ellman who pointed out to me how cruel George is to Mary the night they first kiss, and who told me to keep an eye out for Ernie’s vacant stare when George gets into the cab. He said he cried the first time he saw it.
I asked him if he’d continued those December viewings.
“In later years,” he wrote, “it became too difficult to get students to stay. We started doing a festival of student-written/student-directed one-act plays right after the end of the fall show. Everyone was too busy to stay and watch a movie.”
It’s a shame.

So I’ll tell Mr. Ellman a secret. It’s something I felt while watching the film all those years ago, but was too embarrassed to reveal.
That last scene, when Harry comes back from the war and says, “To my big brother, George, the richest man in town”? Well, as I sat in that classroom, despite the dreary view of the parking lot; despite the moronic Uncle Billy; despite the too-perfect wife, Mary; and all of George’s lost opportunities, I felt a tingling chill around my neck and behind my ears. Fifteen years old and imagining myself an angry young man, I got all choked up.
And I still do.

Humor all around …


I am counted in those kinds of creatures who feel strongly about human being exhausting nature and it’s resources.

A nightmare may come true in our life span when we will be showing petrol and coal and other non renewable resources to our grand children in pictures or lab specimen and say that "look even this liquefied looking material had power to pull our cars many miles in my good old days, but alas we use bull carts now. We left nothing for you,kid. We drunk and eat it all."

You may call it a guilt conscious and all, but I take company buses to travel to work place. Haven’t bought a 2 or 4 wheeler in my life and prefer to take public transport. And never feel ashamed about it, even if your friend who inflate their chest and claim that they are proud owner of private vehicles and boast that they come office late and leave freely.

The work place journey (up and down) is really funny and entertaining. As close to the topic of this blog, you see whole different way of living and life style right there in these company buses. For me these styles are real funny and some time irritating though.


At 8:15 pm you enter in bus and you will see 40 out of those 50 traveling companion burying their cell phone in their ears. It looks like they were born like that – a cell phone stick to their heads. Some may feel that hearing others conversation is ill-mannered but I don’t quite agree with that. What all options you have if someone shouts right beside your head. These ill-manners go for a toss.


Following are some type of conversations which are indeed common but funny.

A talking to B about (Of course B being somewhere in city or out of city) every second of his just passed day. “Oh My PM was on leave today.. He’s such a devil, you don’t know. If he wishes he would fix Status Details machine in our workstations to get every jiffy details of those 9:15 hours and will count even the minutes which we spent in Lavatory..ha ha ha . By the way who gives a damn to him? How was your day, Honey (little romantic talk..) blah blah blah …”


At the same time, on your right side, C will be talking to D – “My God that bug… the whole team had gone nuts behind that, and then I came … it took me just less than a minute and fixed that silly thing up. You know how good I was in college in finding bugs, it's a different thing now, after joining this company, I am as good as donkey doing same work months and months without pulling my head up and asking for more .. no no not about money... I’m talking about challenging work … oh you will not understand, you moron .. howz life at your end anyways… ”


to be continued...

Humor all around …




Life has different faces. Some time it could be so genial but other time it shows brutal side of it.
It takes you to apex and makes you free; you sail through the wind so befuddled that you don’t figure out where you are heading. But when you hit the bottom land, then perhaps you realize the cruel aspect of it.

But wise men had said “winners are those who never lose their sense of humor in the time of difficulties.”
And simplest way to inundate you with humor is, just look around.

Following are few observations which I found spread all around me. I am sure it would be around you as well, but perhaps you need to little observant about it.

Following are few shops names which I come across daily on the way to work place.

Lucky Banarasi Hair Dresser --- This is a saloon near my work place. There was something about this name which spread smile on faces. Who knows whether this hair dresser gets lots of good fortune from Banaras and pour it on the customers head while hair cutting.

Diamond Bakery --- The humor was in the irony of the name of this Bakery shop. By all my knowledge of science, I knew that Diamonds could poise to demise.

The place where I have put my hermitage now days, the real estate is booming. But the funny part of this real estate rat race is the hoardings which they have put on the way to these IT offices or so called IT Parks (though there’s nothing like park in there). Hoardings in front of hoardings and there are lines of these hoardings on the both sides of roads. It looks like Windmill farming which one can see while landing at Schiphol airport in Amsterdam.

Below are few hoarding adverts and messages which are intended to attract the buyers. Don’t know how successful these messages are in attracting the buyers but indeed they are hilarious and unique.

Go on a date with yourself – Elmwood Builders

Bring home the light of prosperity – Sun Crest (Really, is it so? I thought those 40 lacks loan and mountain like EMI makes prosperity alien to you…)

Distinctly different – Mirchandani Palms (witty but what it has to do with flats?)

Zoomed in Worked out Expert Homes – Maxima Builders (???)

At Kothrud Annex (society name) world is next door – (if it’s true then we are living on Mars right now?)

Enjoy the e-motion – Verve (e-motion)

The heritage of maharaja for your Excellency – Rajveer Group
Quality living melodious memories – Apostrophy builders

to be continued...